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International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
On February 15th all the people that didn't get a valentine celebrate together. Cheers 🥂
International single people's day is today
a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
A shitty ass school where a lot of kids think it’s the coolest place ever when it’s really not. Too much diversity, full of lame ass nerds, girls who think they’re pretty when they’re pigs, and boys who are unloyal as shit.
“Oh my god, Rosa International Middle School is so fun and exciting!”
“Dude, that’s a funny ass joke.”
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A special division of Glenbrook South and North with 120 students at any given time, 30 students per grade level, that have special privileges. These unique species commonly affiliate themselves with hardcore debate, classical music, too much technology, and often have nothing better to do than their homework. Students in the "Academy" are often labeled "Academites".
Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
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A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.
beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest
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Also known as H.I.M.S.
The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
Do you go to Hamilton International Middle School too?
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