Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
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A person who's been using the Internet for a very long time.
"I remember when Yahoo! had a 'What's Cool' button. I'm an Internet Veteran."
"Oh, there's porn way worse than 2Girls1Cup, trust me -- I'm an Inernet Veteran."
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The one and only person that lives far away from you but you met her on the internet. Shes the only person that understands you and she loves you to death. The day you meet her is the best day of your life. She loves you for who you are not for your looks.
"Mom, my internet bff says I'm beautiful. Is it true?"
"Sweetheart, she might be a pefophile. And of course you're beautiful you're gorgeous honey!"
"No mom, we snapchat and skype and call each other all the time."
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The only Web browser in the world that is so bad that it is only used to download other Web browsers, such as: Mozilla Firefox, Opera or Safari.
Yes, Finally after an hour, my Firefox download is finished, now I never have to use Internet Explorer again!
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1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- I know right!
Megan- Right!
2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.
Megan- OMG!
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(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)
We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.
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v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.
"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"
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