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"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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Best ... Arnie ... Line ... EVER!
"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" - Arnold Schwarzenneger
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Kanye West appeared on a telethon with Mike Myers to raise money for Katrina Relief. After Mike Myers explained that New Orleans was covered with 25 feet of water and was perhaps permanently damaged, West responded off-script with "George Bush does not care about black people."
Helpless people were left stranded by FEMA in the Superdome after Katrina because George Bush does not care about black people.
In his defense, George Bush doesnt really care about white people either...
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?
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Once upon a time there was Glucose,
Our human bodies can burn it or store it.
The End
Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.
Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.
She thinks her shit doesn't stink.
"Well...who does she think she is the queen of sheeba?"
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Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave
Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend
What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt
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