Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

I just know its grippy

A phrase that is used when someone’s hole is grippy

I just know its grippy

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oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up

12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"

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1+1=21 its easy

This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's. Its easy

1+1=21 its easy to understand. This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's.

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Let nature take its course

A phrase used for lazy people who don't want to plan or do anything to interfere with a current situation. Therefore, the outcome, good or bad, won't be their responsibility.

Alison "that deer is limping"
Nicole "oh well, let nature take its course"

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i cant belive its not butter

but chuck norris can

e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you

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Ape laying down on its side

A mathematic term invented in the early part of 2000 used by young aspiring mathematicians to describe the term infinity.

Another way to express the term infinite is, Ape laying down on its side.

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