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An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
All inclusive noun that refers to any anatomical part of the human body.
She was limping because she torqued up her jazz honky last night.
All inclusive noun that refers to any anatomical part of the human body.
She was limping because torqued up her jazz honky last night.
The urge to ask your fellow man if they enjoy the music genre jazz.
The act in which you throat-fuck a girl and sting her with a bee to get that gorilla grip throat.
I asker her "you like jazz?"She said yes. Getting that gorilla grip throat tonight!
To improve using your own skill and creativity. Make it up as you go along.
Person 1: Hey what should I wear for the performance tonight?
Person 2: I don't care. Play jazz man
When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.