Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

Jewish Chicken

A person who chickens find attractive

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨

Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.

Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."

jewish slave

A Jewish slave is a person who followed the Jewish religion from 1939-1945 who worked for the Nazis in the concentration camps of Auschwitz and other camps around Poland

Bro I feel so bad for Jewish slaves

jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.

Jewish Hitler

Yeah, no, you're right though.

Hym "I do not like the fact that Jewish Hitler (Benjamin Netenyaho(I don't care how his name is spelled)) his coming here and criticizing the use of the freeze peach of the citizen of America."