I dont know

What your girlfriend says when she DOES in fact know

August: hey babe what do you want for dinner?
Susan: i dont know

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I don't know

I don't know

You: wats 1+1
Your dumb ass friend: I don't know

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I fuckin' know!

Usually said in the most common of accents, (mainly those which are widely known as the 'chav' accents) used by several semi-famous people of our time, for example: MC Devvo, MC Dezmo and DJ SpitInYerEye, this phrase is usually used by those who believe they 'genuinely know', only with only a slight colloquial and explicit manner. Nevertheless, the people often using this in the most serious of their own ways are often referred to as pricks.

*Ducks 'swanning around' aimlessly, pecking at the floor looking for some food*

Darren: Oi! Ain't no foods 'round 'ere..!

Duck: ........

Darren: I fuckin' KNOW!!

Duck: ........

Darren: Yeah, fuckin' showed you dickhead!

Duck: ........ Woof.

Darren: Phuuuuurk!

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Love knows no bounds

A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.

'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'

'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'

'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'

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Only the satellites know

The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.

Jack - Wheres my other sock.

Jill - Only the satellittes know.

James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.

John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.

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know your wage

A person who has a meaningless, below average, minimum wage job, that doesn’t take skill or talent to do.

The girl at McDonald’s fucked up my Diet Coke......she totally just showed her wage! Yep, Susie.....get it right....know your wage!

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know thy selfie

Really taking advantage and pleasure of ones own smart phones camera by turning it toward their personal focus of interest, usually their six pack abs or the shapely buttocks or other parts on ones own body and then posting it to the internet, removing ones self yet sharing at the same time.

To " know thy selfie" is the opposite of , to " know thy self".

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