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Celebrates the person in the middle position of a threesome. To achieve the status of ‘Brandon’ they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.
“You see Brandon sandwiched in the middle there? Let’s go Brandon!”
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A way of expression displeasure at the 46th US president. It is synonymous with the phrase 'Fuck Joe Biden'.
Person A: Hey, do you like the president?
Person B: Ugh, no. Let's go Brandon.
Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Brandon.
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shortened form of i'd let her touch my penis. this is said when a chick is hott
"shes pretty fucking cute. I'd let her"
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It's what you used to say. you know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say "Live and let live."
But if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry
Say "Live and let die"
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Hollywood slang for "You're dead to me assface!"
"No really, I'll call you! Hey let's do lunch!"
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I do like you as a person, but I don't want to give you "credit" for being strong and confident, which you aren't, so I will call you "friend" just so that I won't have to give you a credit by calling you "boyfriend"
"You are a really great guy, but I want someone more confident for a boyfriend. Lets just be friends, okay"
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its a phenomena where the girl you have feelings for, strips you down to the lowest form in the chain of life, and then either gets with your friend or someone whose lesser than you. this situation is almost the closest thing to a black hole, once your in it, unless you act swiftly you will never have a chance to get out.
but this is how you get out the friend zone:
0. she tells you, Lets just be friends
1. your probably not in shape, go the the gym
2. hang out with her, dont call her, let her call you. dont bring up at all how you feel when you do.
3. if she's with another guy, make friends with him. study him like a cavemen.
4. find a different girl, let her know your not desperate. get some and tell her about it. because most girls "guy friends" have to listen about their bs, you bs right back about your relationship to her.
5. when she relizes her bf is a dick and cheated on her, you tell her how much better you would of been if you had a chance.
6. break it off your ur current girl, and go for the girl of your dreams.
7. have crazy sex, and tell her that it could of been easier if she just gave u a chance the first time.
this wont happen over night, give it 3-6 months
JEV\\\
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