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Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!
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When a man wraps a glow in the dark condom around his penis and has sex with his female partner. While going in and out at a fast rate, the glow of the condom creates an appearance of a strobe light.
Last night me and regina were strobe lighting.
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A technique used by ageing prostitutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.
Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.
Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.
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A bare light bulb.
There was only one naked light dangling in the basement.
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When you ask someone to switch off the light. Opposite to opening the light.
Honey I'm going to bed, can you close the light?
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A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).
Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!
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Term used in an office when a group of fellow employees want to drink together during office hours.
“Hey! Why don't we all go into TJ’s office and turn on the blue light?!?”
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