Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

dope lion

when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion

dope lion is a bedroom game

congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.

"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."

lion baba

An arsenal fan who endures humiliation & ridiculous results from his club, but has a good prospect of being a great manager

Bobo lion baba's shadow striker tactics is the best in the world

Lion tatto

Fearless person loves to play with fire just like the king of the jungle. Don’t unleash the beast feeling will be hurt.

His lion tattoos speak for him is he one those guys ?

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~