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To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”
Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.
My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.
Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.
1. Women looking for "special attention" sitting at the slot machines in a casino .
2 . Slot lizards to casinos are the same as lot lizards to truck stops
The casino was full of slot lizards for the people to see 👀!
A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.
Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.