mike hawk

just say it

that guys name is Mike hawk

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Dyke-Mike

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

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Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

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Mike Pence

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people

1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.

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Mike Honcho

When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.

Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.

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Mike Pillow

A nickname used for Mike Lindell, the insurrectionist, traitor and liar that tried to undermine the 2020 Election.

Nickname originated from The David Pakman Show, a progressive podcastor / commentator

Did you see what Mike Pillow did yesterday?

No, but I can only imagine.

Bijuu Mike

This is the way that Laurenzside wouldn't spell his name

Bijuu Mike is one of the best YouTubers ever