Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

Mississippi Dip

When you gather the boys around for a cold one and you take turns dipping your pecker into the neck of one (1) bottle of brew, the chap with the smallest wang, or the one whose Johnson touches said brew must chug the salty ale.

"Me and the 12 lads were taking turns with the Mississippi Dip and Jackson came up short and had to chug the whole thing"
"Good Times"

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together

Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!