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the best couple out there - i love you
brayden and morgan are the best couple
An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.
holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}
‘Someone who lacks a gentile approach and thinks locals are always superior. Tends to like when authority favors then but is quick to burn the place down when they don’t get their way. Definitely totally didn’t sleep with their boss’
She's such a Local Morgan.
We have found our Local Morgan.
Don't be a Local Morgan.
A sexy girl who hates her laugh. Her boyfriend finds it cute. Hannah Morgan's crush is meant to to be jake. This implies the fact that she is beautiful!
Uhhh... Uhhh... I missed u so much Jake... Meet u at 10 upstairs 😉
Love Hannah Morgan xx
An annoying girl that snitches on everyone
Omg here comes Morgan V
1. (n) The alleged hide out town of Queensland, Australia. A town where criminals flock in order to hide from police.
2. (n) The alleged incest capital of Queensland.
3. (n) The biggest hole of a town, providing four pubs compared to only one supermarket.
4. (n) A place where dole bludgers flock to in order to remain on centrelink payments. (Due to extreme rates of unemployment).
5. (n) The second most inhabited place of all abos in all of Australia, the most inhabited being Woorabinda.
Criminal 1: What are we going to do, they have a search warrant out for us..
Criminal 2: No problems, we can hide out in Mount Morgan for a few months.
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Normal Person: I heard people go to Mount Morgan and marry their cousins because it's accepted there...
Mount Morganite: Hey!! Two heads are better than one!
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Mount Morgan Teen: Mount Morgan is such a hole, the only thing to do is go to the skate park while everyone gets tanked at the pub. I guess we could throw rocks at the drunk abos for fun...
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Dole Bludger: I'm gonna move to Mount Morgan, that way, Centrelink won't be able to make me get a job! There are none!
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Random Person: Don't walk the streets of Mount Morgan at night, a bunch of abos will come and bash you: or at least ask you for a smoke. Watch out if you don't give them one though....
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Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
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