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i think we need to talk

This phrase almost unavoidably consists of "I think we need to break up," "I think we need to see other people," or "I don't think this is working out." Approach with extreme caution whilst using this phrase as your soon-to-be ex girlfriend will probably start bawling at the dinner table before you've even really broken up with her.

i think we need to talk
breakup
ex girlfriend
off the hook

by WhirlyPop5959 February 21, 2014

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we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

by continual-insanity October 15, 2019


Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020


Do we need to have a word

What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

Phil, do we need to have a word?”

by LePhannie March 9, 2018


CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it

"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"

by im not so February 18, 2022


Here's what you need to know

This is one of the Legacy media's current buzz phrases circa 2022. It is usually part of the headline of a news story. It is meant to grab your attention with its imperative "YOU NEED TO KNOW". It is unclear what will happen if you don't know about the subject in question, however, the phrase compels the reader explore further.

Thinking about going outside today? Here's what you need to know.

by Dr. Zauis November 25, 2022


I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008

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