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I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Once you've experienced the soft brown skin and muscular arms
The full lips and the perfectly rythmic grind
The sexy voice and unfaltering self-assurance.
You can never go back to what you might have known before.
Once you go black, you'll never go back
Lisa: I have kissed the most handsome guy last night, I felt so protected in his arms.
Rachel: What did he look like?
Lisa: He was strong and dark and so handsome
Rachel: Oh Dear! You do know that once you go black, you'll never go back?!
Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.
its always one of them gotta be ugly
that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "
Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.
A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."