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Anything that is normally viewed as harmless, cute, or whimsical, but when seen at night in the shade of darkness appears as "scary in the night."
Anything viewed in daylight that, when imagined being viewed at night would seem scary.
The paint-by-number image of a clown my brother made when he was 10 years old was scary in the night.
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When one finds themself too busy too relieve oneself of sexual tension and on sunday night to celebrate the 'cumming' of a new week one masterbates.
Kaan - I get really busy during the week
Gez - Yeah man, i mean i really enjoy my sunday night
Kaan - Yeah its quite good really
Gez - Exquisite
Kaan - I'm off to sunday night
Gez - Have a good one
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the night before halloween in which one causes mayham and vandalism.
pumpkin smashing, TPing, gord smashing, squash squashing
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A cup formation in beer pong in which the team must be incredibly cocky to ask for during a re-rack. Instead of a triangle or a diamond formation, the starry night is the remaining cups spread out and not close to eachother at all, hence the cups are like stars, and the table is the night sky.
Are you serious? We got a starry night and still beat you guys by 4 cups? Go kill yourselves.
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Someone who shows up at the house ninja style for a booty call, sneaks in the house, and crawls into your bed.
Did any night crawlers show up at your house last night.
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Girl who repeatedly shows up at your house, mainly after you have already gone to bed and wakes you up for sex.
Night slut: "Colin guess what I am?"
Colin: (was sleeping. . . recently awakened) "A night slut!"
Night slut: "YOUR MEAN!" (then gets naked and crawls into bed for sexy time.)
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The orgasm you get after not masterbating for the week. Then rewarding yourself with masterbating the fuck off on friday. You watch the most intense porn, and if no one is home you can strip naked. If you are feeling really kinky you can flip your dick out on omegle for 2 hours before you actually start masterbating.
Man: "dude i havent jerked all week, and its friday! i NEED to masterbate!!"
Man 2: "Dude get yourself a friday night! Release the fluids like you never have before. Make sure no ones home so you can hit your balls on the webcam to people on omegle"
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