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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022


I'm upchucking

the male orgasm

Ah guh, AH guh, I'm UPCHUCKING......uhhhhh

by pingdingo May 31, 2021

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I'm foive

A joke made by Bang Chan, leader of the K-Pop group stray kids. When being asked how old he was, he answered that he is five years old (as a joke), making use of a strong Aussie accent and thereby pronouncing "five" as "foive".

how old are you?

Bang Chan: I'm foive

by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022


I'm Any

State of being - a way of life. To be 'Any' is to not care about something.

Bloke1: Dude, you've got the rig out again?

Bloke2: Meh, I'm any 🤷 ♂️

by Smner April 19, 2022


I'm fiiiiiine

When someone gets drunk and claims to be "fine". But instead of saying it normally, the "i" is extended and often expressed in a higher tone of voice.

"Dude you're totally wasted"
"No, I'm fiiiiiine"

"You're definitely not fine"

by Your Local Drunk August 26, 2018


I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Someone who kinda exists May 12, 2022


I'm game

"I'm all for it"
"Yeah, I'll do that"

"Hey man you wanna go steal some donuts from Spudnuts?"

"You know I'm game..."

by Amuckone April 27, 2004