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the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
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A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!
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When a woman has such a high level of beauty that one could say she can get whatever she wants, as in "it", because she's so damn fine.
Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Rashida Jones, and Kate Upton all can get it.
Girls who bite their lower lip to be sexy can get it.
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A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
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The experience before farting. The location of a fart before evacuating the anus. The passing of gas.
Careful! I just released some Canned Heat.
Wow, who just opened the Canned Heat in here.
I gotta hit the john and crack open this Canned Heat I got goin on.
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The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
She's as beautiful as emma canning
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