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When you are having an orgasm during threesome and one of the other people shoves lychee peels up your ass and electrocutes your ass making you shit batteries
She had an Electric Lychee and her ass was on fireeee
Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar
Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks
(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)
The most scantless demon of all time. Does not give a fuck.
person 1:"who's that?"
person 2" that's Snapshit Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, he's scantless as fuck"
person 1:"Ohhhhh Shit."
A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.
"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."
"Oh yeah?'
"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"
When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
a phrase used by morons who don't know what a space heater is.
Johnny Choo Choo has an electric radiator.
A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!
"Where did you get that portrait?"
"Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing"