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That guy/girl who keeps coming back to the school they graduated from to hang out or get at the high school kids. Their unable to let go of high school life so they are always there.
What is that guy doin here? Didn't he graduate last year? Shouldnt he have grown man stuff to do? Stupid High School Hobo's"
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A strange coliseum-like structure located in Julian B. Lane Riverfront Park in Tampa, Florida on the shores of the Hillsborough River. Dubbed the Hobo Death Arena (or Coliseum) by members of the St. Lawrence University Crew Team in March 2005, it is the backdrop for epic battles between hobos found on the streets by said crew team on their daily runs from the Days Inn on Dale Mabry Boulevard to Julian B. Lane Park for morning practice during Spring Break. The hobos are allowed a choice of weapons - broken 40 oz. bottles, 2x4s, hypodermic needles found washed up on the docks, pieces of shopping carts or coked-out hookers. The winner is rewarded with a week's supply of Colt 40s and the loser's body is dumped in the Hillsborough River.
Common abbreviation is HDA.
When sent to the Hobo Death Arena, the weapon of choice for most competitors is the broken forty.
One time somebody wrote "SHIT" in shit on the wall of the men's bathroom in the Hobo Death Arena. The Director of Rowing called it Performance Art.
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A dry, sandpapery hand job
First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell
Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?
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a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie
random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin
2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons
One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.
These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
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A more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one's self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of "and then I found 20 dollars"
Person 1: "So I was walking down the street and saw Sarah's dog being walked by someone else, and I couldn't figure it out for the life of me"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "And then I kicked a hobo...and took his 20 dollars"
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