Your Face

like saying "yo momma" but instead, "your face"..a great come back to use over and over again

what did u get on the test?
-Your Face!
what?
-Your Face!
your mean
-Your Face!

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your mom

A comeback, way of saying hello/bye, the all around best insult ever although to many not insulting.

Billy: Hey fred ur gay!
Joe: Your mom!
Billy: Joe... my mom's dead.
Joe: That's the way I like 'em!

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your mother

a deragatory term for instuling somone


ususaly followed buy an OOOOOOOOOOOO

guy 1:what sound does a doggy make
guy 2 :MOOOOO
guy 1 :no it doesnt
guy 2: thats the sound ur mother made last night
guy 1:no doggies go ruff ruff
guy 2: ruff eh thats how ur mother likes it OOOOOOOOO

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Your mine

Check you're grammer before you type

Person 1: Hey.. Your mine
Person 2: My what?
P1: Your mine..?
P2: Bitch do you see any bombs with me?

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your dad

the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom

(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!

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your face

an amazing comeback/word
that people use way too much but is funny every single time

so what are you doing today??
YOUR FACE!
no seriously what are you doing today??
YOUR FACE!!!
OKay this is getting annoying
ya well you know what?? YOUR FACE IS ANNOYING!!
okay Im just gonna leave now because you are so stupid
your mom is stupid... but not as stupid as your face
ahhhh! i hate you (leaves)
in the backround: I hate your face

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your face

The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.

1)
Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
2)
Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
3)
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d you!

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