Random
Source Code

Circle Jerk

When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.

by Tyler Spillane May 2, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle-jerk

The practice of expressing emotions, feelings, and impractical sentiments as a means of bonding or gaining appreciation for the members of your team. Related activities may include, but are not limited to making lists, repeatedly affirming one's consent with another persons already expressed opinion, etc.

Oftentimes 'circle-jerking' will occur during meeting times when people feel the need to express their own opinions over and over for the sake of hearing their own voice. Furthermore, they will speak in circles, never actually reaching a point, therefore, appearing like a total jerk off...the entire session then seems like youve experienced a circle-jerk.

Brian: What are we doing at meeting?

Karen: You know we're just going to make lists and circle-jerk like always.

by Obvi Goake September 11, 2008

153๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Work Jerk

The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.

Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


+Circle Jerk

Someone who somehow ends up in one of your G+ circles, then starts a flamewar in what you'd thought would be a non-controversial post.

"I like Cheese."

+5 people like this.

(+Circle Jerk) "Nazis loved cheese, too."

by ErieHog August 14, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cry Jerk

Jerking off whilst crying. Most often in the shower.

The advantage of being in the shower, is that the tears are masked by the falling water.

fap fap fap "waaaaaaah" (cry jerk)

by irongayden January 29, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


circle jerk

1. When a group of people usually dudes get into a circle and jerk each other off

2. a individual who does not fit into the "punk" category but who rejects many ideals which the "punk" lifestyle rejects such as conforming to peers

3. One of the greatest hardcore bands to come out of the 80s, the lead singer being a former member of Black Flag

you guys wanna get together for a circle jerk tonight?

hes not a punk, just a stupid circle jerk

i got fucked up at a circle jerks show last night

by sector 9 June 21, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž