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A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view
“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
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what u say when u dont feel like answering your friend.
annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing
cooler kid: freakin shut up
annoying friend: tell me yo
cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up
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it is another way of saying some part of a persons body that is massively big.
this is mainly used when talking about a females boobs or their ass.
"damn that chick has big bu-junk-a-dunks."
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When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.
That fat guy just got kicked in the junk tank!
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1. Male Taint
2. The region between the Penis and Balls (Junk), and the butthole(Trunk)
1. Junk-trunk gap give it a slap.
2. He enjoyed a visit to the junk-trunk gap during orgasm.
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The form of communication used exclusively by Auburn DT Nick Fairly and Oregon RB LaMichael James when playing football together.
Out there on the field we were talking mad junk
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a useful phrase with a variety of meanings
1. command: to desire for one to suck one's junk
2. insult: to express anger or frustration
3. response: often meaning "yes," "no," "maybe," or "i dunno"
4. however the hell else you wanna say it. you can't limit "sucka my junk" to a definition. bitch.
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