Please I want to go home

When you get in a white van expecting candy

Man:your not going anywhere
Girl:please I want to go home

14👍 5👎

Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

10👍 3👎

people will want to see you naked

the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.

Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked

19👍 8👎

you want yo shit back

a kind gesture of asking a person asking a person if they want there shit back

Hey you want yo shit back ? Jennifer says "what shit?" And you say " THE SHIT ON THE END OF MY DICK BITCH."

17👍 7👎

Want to become part Samoan??

Tired of being just a white chick with nothing exciting in your back ground? I have found the perfect way to become another culture within seconds..

Want to become part Samoan?? Tired of being white - want to have some Samoan in you? Here is the way:

Grab yourself a Samoan then follow: Push your hard nipples in between his strong, muscular thighs with your head pointed down while his firm penis goes to one side of your head and his balls slap against your collarbone. Slowly move your head up while your tongue is slowly licking the shaft of his rock hard cock. Look him in the eyes as you enter the smooth tip into your entire mouth then look down and shove his cock so far down your throat that you gag... Slowly, with the tip of your tongue firmly pressing against the back of is shaft, lift your head up and look at this Samoan in the eyes - smile with a tease - then slam his cock down your throat until he has released every bit of his Samoan sperm down your esophagus.. Now my friend you have changed because you have Samoan in you...

4👍 15👎

I want to lick your brain

Your mind is so fascinating I want to get sexual with you and apply my tongue to your brain that I find so sensually exciting.

Katie: i had a crazy dream about sumo wrestlers in tutu's.
Man: Wow Katie, your mind is so amazing I want to lick your brain.

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i want to bring you down

the person wants to have oral sex with who ever him/her is talking to.

it's getting steamy in here, i want to bring you down.

30👍 14👎