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Commonly known as washing only your "pits, tits, and slits" or "pits, tits, and naughty bits" in the bathroom sink. The idea is to save time. One might also take a whore bath when at another person's home whose shower is not available or sanitary.
"I woke up at a stranger's house again last night. When I went to use his shower in the morning, it was so disgusting I opted for a whore bath instead.
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Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.
See also Penis Mightier
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
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A woman that frequently asks any male within range for a neck or back rub. The unsuspecting male thinks it's a precusor to an intimate encounter, when in fact they're just looking for a free massage. Lot's of dweebs think that they're going to get laid when a girl asks them for a rub when in actuality, their hands go numb and they can't even relieve themselves.
Watch out dude, Donna's hot, but she's a total rub whore.
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A person who's willing to do something extremely drastic just for all eyes to be on them.
"Did you see how stacy cut all her hair off?"
"What an attention-whore."
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n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"
Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.
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While a gear whore can be described as someone who has the best, most expensive, coolest gear, and a damn lot of it; it is more commonly used to describe an individual who simply MUST have a shitload of gear, useful or not.
Light & tight is how it should be done, guys.
The ALICE fighting load is good enough for most short-term outings. If you want something to last you upwards of 2-3 days, go for an existence load.
SSgt (name) is such a gear whore. Does he really need 85 pounds of shit for a 12 hour SAR mission?
The next cadet I see with ranger beads, if he can't start rattling off his count within 10 seconds, I'm gonna kick his ass.
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A whore that, instead of sleeping around, likes to give a handjob to every guy she lays her eyes upon.
Stephanie is such a handjob whore. She gave a handjob to 10 guys at that party last night.
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