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A real word that shows the true colours of a person.
Fr tho what the fuck
Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard”
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.
A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.
Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok
Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.
Person 1: “it’s Mommy milkers month!”
Person 2: “really? We must appreciate boobies!”
The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit
I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
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