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while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.
Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.
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1. to dry-hump
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: huffing on my piece
a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"
b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
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an alternative to rocks my socks...especially for guys!
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To mess with someone. Ex pulling my chain
Why you jocking my j’s
Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.
That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!
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apparently used as slang in the early 90s, to express appreciation.
That delicious hamburger really jocks my shit.
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verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
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