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A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...
Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.
Debby: Rebecca's dog was so cute I was puppy high for hours!
Becky: OH MAI GAWD
Someone who is as cute as a puppy but also flamboyantly gay as a skittle.
"Toby is my lovely puppy skittle!"
"Bro, that's gay as fuck."
Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8
As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."
A variation on the word, cunt. It's someone who is obnoxious and acts like he or she knows everything. Derogatory term for both women and men. Less offensive then calling someone just a cunt.
She never called me last night! That cunt puppy!
I'm surprised he turned out to be such a cunt puppy; I really thought things would work out between us.
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When your dog is really tired after a day at doggy day care, or after a very long walk.
Boo was so puppy-whipped after returning from doggy day care that he could barely pick up his head to get a treat.
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