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the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.
After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D
I'm gonna have that whore be the angry toilet
A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!
Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!
a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.
"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."
A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet
Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?
The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.
I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.