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Taste Her Own Shit

For a female to accept anal penetration

I bet she'd like to taste her own shit

by Christoff Juliano July 18, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist

This is not a term; it is a phrase.

I never said it was an invalid opinion; I just don't share said opinion.

by Geek-O-Man March 15, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

by lindhd December 28, 2017


Create Your Own Reality

A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.

Don't give up, you gotta Create Your Own Reality.

by LGR STUDIOS May 24, 2023


scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 14, 2017


Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by 5colonizer September 16, 2023


own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019