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A verbal or written agreement between two persons that one person shall not bake any pancakes for the other until the two conceive a child together.
My fiancé wouldn't make me any pancakes because of the Pancake Act.
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A day all about Dione Mohammed’s arse because it’s super flat
“Why’d you smack Diones arse!”
“It’s pancake day!!”
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v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.
I was banging her so hard she was Flesh Pancaking!
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A large gathering of pancakes, sausage, eggs, and toast, usually taking place in South Western New Jersey.
I'll have the pancake jamboree please.
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when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.
Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Example #1:
Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.
Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
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the effect of reducing one to flatness after being squished.
Guy: "Dude, some alex bitch was creepin on me and i ran away, but she found me and jumped on me."
Girl: "Ew, atleast there wasnt the pancake effect."
Guy: "Do you see how flat i am right now......"
Girl: "Oh shit, the pancake effect is worse than i thought."
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Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.
Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?
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