Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
Sucking dick in a cow pasture.
Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!
When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet
Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!
A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried
I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty
one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.