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The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”
Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.
Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.
Implies flexibility of plans.
This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.
can be used as n expression of flexibility:
Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?
Dick: I’ll be home after work
Tom: pencil me in for seven.
Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?
Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.
when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts
Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.
Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.
1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits
4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags
I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required
The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong
Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?