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Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.
Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.
Implies flexibility of plans.
This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.
can be used as n expression of flexibility:
Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?
Dick: I’ll be home after work
Tom: pencil me in for seven.
Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?
Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
Slang for a homosexual
Girl 1: Isn’t Jon so hot?
Girl 2: Yeah, too bad he’s a pencil pervert.
Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.
when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people
The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.
When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.
Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.
when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.