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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010


The Penny Pack

A pack of cannabis, commonly used by people of higher intelligence. When smoked, there is commonly a sense of euphoria & knowing you’re on the right side.

aye whatchu doin?

i’m smoking the penny pack, bitch!

by 813dallas July 5, 2021


pink pennies

When you lick a butthole and it tastes like pennies.

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.

by Penny boy March 31, 2016


Penny Bunny

A Penny Bunny is a colloquial term denoting an individual who engages in the art of grifting, albeit for minimal monetary gains, all the while harbouring a false fondness for the endearing creatures known as bunnies.

"Amidst the bustling city streets, she was known as a Penny Bunny, charming passersby with her endearing love for bunnies while cleverly extracting pennies through her subtle acts of deception."

by RickProductions March 27, 2024


Party Penny

A big fat white nasty smelling fat oompa oompa body ass bitch

Homie: who the ugly bitch over here
Samantha: Party Penny

by You got rick rolled April 29, 2020


penni

a smexy girl with nice hair n light brown eyes will bull u in your bottom if your not careful

hey look its penni

by mxllgotnohoes November 24, 2021


Pennis

Long spire of essential greatness only used when u want to fuck a girl or casually piss.

Pennis:

(moans) (groans) immense feeling

by asdasafwqa June 11, 2022