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when you're an asshole and decide to play roblox's "pet sim X' instead of hang out with the bros, what a dumbass little shit
"have you seen micheal?, he's such a pet sim x player.
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To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"
Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple
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The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.
Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.
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Aka. A.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who does not want and or have pets
Darren will only date someone who does not own any pets, because they have intense allergies to a large number of different things found outdoors, including the fur of dogs, cats, minks, and rabbits, which makes Darren extremely uncomfortable for long periods of time. They have a anti-pet romantic preference.
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a person who likes shaging young dead animals
your a pet o necro zooba phile
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The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode
Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*
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Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.
John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL
Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.
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