Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.

1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf

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Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.

"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."

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play it off

1) To act as if something which has been brought up as a major occurance is really nothing special.

2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person

1) Sukisoya thought the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima was tremendously horrible, but Gerard played it off as a necessary step for progress

2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie

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playing coy

To be perceived as naïve while in reality you are being ignorant at someone else's expense. Usually for entertainment purposes.
Playing "dumb"

"I was just playing coy earlier when I yelled at you to get back to work. I knew you were on your lunch break."

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playing god

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.

Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.

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gay for play

To make homosexual overtones purely for entertainment purposes.

"Did you see Alice and Jane Kissing! I had no idea they were lesbians."

"Nah man, it's all just gay for play."

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pig play

"dirty" gay sex - W/S, scat, sweat, etc

He is a total bottom and loves pig play.

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