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although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.
drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon
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Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.
Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.
Hey, ill poon your ass.
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A rather generic term for an eater of pussy. Often used as an insulting term synonymous with fool, douche bag, etc. However, when used against a straight male or lesbian, the term can be interpreted as a compliment.
Bart: Is Johnny hittin' that?
Bo: Yeah, he's a real poon licker.
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Similar to the slang term Poonani meaning vagina in a more general sense but refers specifically to more than one poonani in one location or home at a given time. Usually to coin the given term there must be a minimum of three woman in a dwelling to call a location a Poon farm. All woman must have extended residence and in some cases be lesbians.
Melissa lives in a poon farm.
Hey Allen, did you go over to that poon farm last night?
My dog shadow was barking at the neighbors its a poon farm.
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Poon slaying is the art of filling the pussy, until the pussy owner cannot walk- this can be due to ache, bruises, internal reconfiguration and even from being comatosed. A true poon slaying mvp performance could result in death of the pussy.
Guy 1- yo Tyrone hows Shaniqua?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?
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A rag used to clean the vagina and is often used to describe
people who are assholes.
guy 1 "hey whats up"
guy 2 "stfu why are you such a noob"
guy 1 " connor your a poon rag"
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A guy who is ridiculously obsessed with vagina.
Guy 1: I made a list of all the words that mean vagina!
Guy 2: Wow, you're such a Poon-Bear it's ridiculous.
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