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A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.
a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"
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someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.
e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it
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Emo Poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :D
emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect
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A douche bag.Similar to a skate poser,except with DC clothes.
We all know someone like this,all they wear is DC clothes,talk about how awesome DCs are,and usually act like they skate.These people are also the first to get that 'deer in the headlights' look when you ask them who Ken Block is or when DC was founded.
Guy:Hey man,nice DCs.
DC poser:Oh thanks dude.I love DC.
Guy:When was DC founded?
DC Poser:Like 2005?
Guy:Who owns DC?
DC Poser:Rob Dyrdek?
Guy:Who is Ken Block?
DC Poser:I don't know.
Guy:Come on!He's on the back of you're fucking shirt!
DC Poser:Oh,yeah!He's a nascar driver.
Guy:God you're such a DC Poser.
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Get rejected at every attemp of conversation or attemp at fitting in with others and gets really depressed goes in the bathroom to "cut" their wrists.
boy1: Hey guys, did you hear the new fall out boy song "sugar we're going down" on muchmusic lastnight?
boy2: stfu poser, you suck hardxcore cock.
girl1: i totally agree, go kill yourself or something you stupid emo-wannabe.
*boy1 leaves to cut in the washroom*
boy1:i hate my life no one likes me
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Fake vegetarian food alternatives similar to meat products.
Person #1: Are you having chicken? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Person #2: I still am. This is one of those poser foods.
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people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.
Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.
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