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To "Pre-fabricate" the basis for calling in sick from work or missing an appointment the following day.
About an hour before closing time, John pulls out a bottle of Pepto-Bismal and places it on the top of his desk. As co-workers draw pass by, John complains that his stomach is upset. Later that night, I spot John at the Bar, hanging out with his buddies. The next morning, John calls in Sick. Johns Pepto routine was clearly a Pre-Fab for calling in sick the next day.
As Bill get's ready to leave the office, he complains about a pinched nerve in his neck and says "I need to see a Chiropractor". Bill is most likely Pre-Fabbin', we don't expect to see him at work tomorrow
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Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"
"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
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To masturbate before sexual activity, so as to increase the longevity of your promiscuous experience
"Dude, you ready to hit the clubs tonight?"
"Wait bro, I need to go to the bathroom and Pre-Game a little. If I hook up tonight, I don't want the sprinklers to turn on before I mow the lawn, if you catch my drift."
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The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.
"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt
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When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.
He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.
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Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.
The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.
I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
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In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.
Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.
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