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A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.
See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.
A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!
"Shes got a case of the pumpkin spice pubes"
The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”
When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!
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A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
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After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
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