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an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually
Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday
Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt
Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was
Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
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When you slap a girls ass so hard that it bruises, or a guys... If your into that stuff.
Guy 1: "Yo dude, go give that bitch a purple cheek!"
Guy 2: "nah man last time I gave her one she couldn't sit for a week."
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When you about to cum but she stop so yo dick turns purple from swelling up
My dude just got purple spaghetti
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A purple mountain is when you eat lots of berries specifically blueberries and strawberries then take a poo in your hand and ejaculate on he top of it and slap someone in the face with it.
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle
purple mountain
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some sick weed. Its got some purple tone to it. Its doesnt have anything added to it, but some people call pcp purple because u get messed up pretty good, but its not. Pretty expensive, and again there is nothing in the real purple, i smoke that shit everday. Also called piff (that FIYAH). Check the example for that pb j an shittt
my nigga sheist got me pifft out my brain rite now, that purple thats wat it is, yea, yea brazi i see u ova there too, that peanut butter jelly no bread u already kno, holla atcha boy
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Grabbing a guys sack and applying force, resulting in extreme pain
Ben gave Tom a purple elephant... and liked it
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1. A vinyl record that is purple.
2. Blood mixed with cum from a dark skin chick on your dick from fuckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.
1. Yo the Dj need to play that Raekwon "Only built for Cuban linx", I gotta see him mess with that Purple wax!
2. Kevin: You should get it in with Leslie, she got mad cake.
Mike: Facts bro! My girl Cindy on the rag right now and I ain't jackin off!
Kevin: Niggah you soft. Ima playah! My girl on the rag too but I'm throwin on the jimmy tappin Sarah and Leslie Sister Tara then goin home to get fuck my girl.
Mike: lmao ya girl a freak so I know she gonna suck that Purple wax off ya dick after you done piping her!
Kevin: The blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!
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