Rap Babysitter

a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.

Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.

Dance-rap

Awful music by the likes of C+C Music Factory, Michael Jackson, Mary Blige, R Kelly, Faith Evans, Bobby Brown, TLC, Beyoncé, Sweet Tee, LMFAO, Janet Jackson, DJ Casper, Aaron Carter, Silento, and 2 Unlimited. This is what hip hop soul, new jack swing, pop rap, and hip house should be called. None of it is good.

Teeny bopper: I really love dance-rap! My favorite dance-rap group is TLC! Are you a fan of them?
Me: No.

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status rap

The act of utilizing one's personal status update on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace etc. to start or continue a rap session. When such an act is performed depending on the skill of the rapper) others are encouraged to continue to rap by either writing their own response rap or continue the lyrics of the rap which has been put into play. At times, status raps can become actual rap battles.

Today, Loftninja continued his status rap from yesterday by adding four new verses and it was ill!

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rap poser

A person who doesn't even like rap and listens to the pop rap because they think that they look cool. Rap posers don't even look into rap to know that there was old school. Usually they buy the album of the newest one hit wonder and put it in their cd player and don't even listen to it. Rap posers say rock and every other genre sucks without even listening to it because they think that makes them look cool. Real rap fans don't just listen to the pop rap, they usually listen to tupac and notorious B.I.G. and the rappers before them because they know that those were the people who had the best flow, and also real rap fans don't go around saying that rock sucks.

I used to be a rap poser until I listened to Jimi Hendrix and other classic rock and then I started getting into rock and metal because I actually like it and don't pretend to. Now I express my true thoughts on modern rap and the only rap I listen to is old school cause modern is shit.

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Mumble Rap

A Rap song sung in very low tone or with no character (robot voice) or can barely be understood

Dude Lil Pump Makes Mumble Rap

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rap is crap

A very true phrase meaning just what it implies. ALL RAP IS COMPLETE GARBAGE, and that is pure fact. Stupid, talentless, immoral people (and I only mean ANYONE who writes rap or listens to it) include offensive, nasty elements in their music. Almost all rap is about sex, killing, raping, or ruh-spekt, and duh-howmeeez, and dah-getow, and duh-biches. RAP IS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND WRONG, and should never have existed, except, in one form. Hardcore rap used to be about Black pride and such, but since then, rap has just become mindless, stupid, SHIT, all about sex and rape and GaNgsTUhs.

All rappers can just go lie in a ditch and die, because rap is crap.

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Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit

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