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why are u reading this

suck a dick

like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?

by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020


I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024


I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used

person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses

by eric89391 October 24, 2023

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Donā€™t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.

Woman one: ā€œOh heā€™s nice!ā€
Woman two: Donā€™t read please, I didnā€™t give you permissionā€¦
Man one ti Woman two: That wasnā€™t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 5, 2022


charlotte reade

hottest person alive! partyā€™s so hard and can get any guy she wants! fashion is her forte but she is also intelligent socially and economically! if you want a friend she is your gal!

this party isnā€™t fun! where is charlotte reade?!

by crumbl May 18, 2021


Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ā€˜enthusiastsā€™, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rÉŖĖˆsi t goŹŠst/

ā€œIā€™ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or heā€™s not seen my messages; heā€™s a read receipt ghost.ā€
ā€œDude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudesā€™ got read receipts turned off and says ā€œI didnā€™t see your messagesā€ā€
ā€œIā€™ve noticed youā€™re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?ā€

by English is evolving October 29, 2023


Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019