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skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
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Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
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Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.
Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?
Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.
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A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.
"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"
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A bud lite with and orange slice
“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”
Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "
"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "
"Ah ok, we're fine then."