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skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
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Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.
Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?
Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.
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A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.
"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"
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Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
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A location known by non-rednecks as Pigeon Forge Tennessee
Can also include Gatlinburg Tennessee
Bubba: Where you going for Southern Speed Dating this year?
Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”
When someone uses a camera to film or photograph another screen instead of transferring the image properly. E.g. using a phone to film the TV, or to take photos of photos displayed on another phone. Usually done by people without the knowledge of how to transfer files.
Mate- that vid looks shit- did you Redneck VCR that?
Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?