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The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023


religion

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.

person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth

by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021

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Religion

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025


religion

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 11, 2021


Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.

"My religion will save me from Hell."

by Old-Crab May 2, 2024


Religion

Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.

It also caused many war, conflict and death.

Somewere in middle ages

-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!

Today, in a history class:

Teacher: And that happened because of Religion

by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022


Religion

Religion (only in reference to wrong religion)

R = Right (even when it's wrong).
E = Elitist.
L = Lying (Well; they can't ALL be right)?
I = Ignoring the real problems.
G = Gimme!
I = Ignorant.
O = Ornery (means: burdensome).
N = Nonsense (again; some of it).

Religion is the Opium of the masses.

by Smeaglez April 10, 2024