Rice Car

A vehicle from a country that exports rice. Japan. Rice does not stand for "race inspired cosmetic enhancement". That was developed in the last few years by people who drive rice cars but don't want to admit it. The term "rice burner" has been around since the 70s while the "race inspired" definition was created around 2010.

This is not to be confused with the term "Ricer". A ricer is an individual, not a vehicle. Someone who puts very large/loud exhaust, bulky body kits(usually unpainted or spray painted), large wheels with tiny tires, excessive negative camber, "drift trinkets", tow hooks, neon lights, body colored interior plastic parts, wings, non-functional hood scoops, Japanese writing on the windows, metal cold air intakes(these are hot air intakes as metal under a hood gets very hot), candy painted valve covers and other tasteless cosmetic modifications on their vehicles. You do not have to drive a rice car to be a ricer. You do not have to be a ricer to drive a rice car. The two are completely separate.

Jimmy just got a rice car. Its a 300hp Subaru STi.

The owner of that Focus is a serious ricer. Look at that nasty primered body kit and giant wing.

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Rice balls

When you were just in cold water so your nut sack is all shriveled and wrinkly nut you hold in your cum so your balls inflate.

Dude I got some fucked up rice balls rn.

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cook rice

to smoke crack cocaine

asians aren't the only people that cook rice

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rice crispy

Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops

Check out that gay rice crispy

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Rice Krispie

Anorexic girls--when you fuck them, you hear the snap, crackle, pop of their malnourished bones breaking.

J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?

B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.

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minute rice

A reference to a car that is riced out enough that it may or looks like it may run a 60 second quarter mile.

Holy crap that Civic with the 4 XBOXes, Shogun body kit, 4 18" subs in the trunk, and a leaky (SOHC) head gasket looks like one piece of prime minute rice.

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rice rocket

a foreign asian car (e.g. honda civic or any toyota) that is tricked out or souped up for show, often with silver rims and an unnecessary spoiler often driven by an Asian but not necessarily.

Man, he got a hella cool rice rocket. I saw him driving it down the street yesterday.

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