Rich Bang

Rich is a simple, he likes:
-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang

RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG

I'm so lucky, I got Rich Bang as my first year roommate

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Diaper Rich

Basically means you have a lot of money and a huge dick.

I'm so Diaper Rich I wear diamond encrusted Trojan Magnums.

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monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

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shibe rich

having an excessive amount of dogecoins in your wallet, yet no cash in your bank account.

"You know Tom has a million of those damn dogecoins on the internet, yet I had to buy his lunch cause his checking is overdrawn."
"Damn, that fool is shibe rich."

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Rich Burr

A US Senator...Oftenly referred to as TIMMMMBURRR. He likes to break couches though he is not from WVU. He is often found sleeping. What Santa's Missing that does not Rock!

Where is my roomate Rich.

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woods rich

Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.

Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.

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Rich-dick

Someone who is really rich and has spent all their money on their penis and male reproductive system.

Ben: How was last night?
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...

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